In defense of my city brethren: I'm from NYC by way of Boston proper and I know all about the buying-a-half-a-cow thing. I don't think it's necessarily a country mouse/city mouse issue.
Ooooh for the greens guy: cook your greens with onion, sausage (chicken sausage if you're really watching it), white beans and chicken stock. 1 pot. Easy. Delicious.
Try the caulk replacement thing. For the rust, go over the heater with fine steel wool to remove it, or use a rust treatment product.
Probably yes! Try it out and come back to me if it doesn't work.
Oooh. We've not yet discussed The Volcano in these columns. Hmmm ... quick, someone clog up their drain and email me about it!
Excellent and important additional information! Also: God, cats are such assholes.
No, the smell dissipates really quickly. But if you hate it that much, that may not be fast enough for you? You can actually buy scented vinegar, or you could make your own by putting a few drops of essential oil into white vinegar and wow, this is a LOT of essential oil talk on a sports site, isn't it?!
These are great points! He lives in an apartment, and in this particular scenario I can PROMISE you that he is the source of the smells. (See: the two other Qs I've gotten about his bathroom smells.)
