I could explain to you how I ended up reading the Wikipedia article on panty lines, but it's not nearly as interesting as the illustrative photo chosen to accompany the piece, so I'll take my leave now.
Cleaning agents are substances, usually liquids, that are used to remove dirt, including dust, stains, bad smells, and clutter on surfaces. Purposes of cleaning agents include health, beauty, absence of offensive odor, avoidance of shame, and avoidance of spreading of dirt and contaminants to oneself and others. Some…
Hey, can someone in Texas pick me up a jug of the Cowboys and/or Texans Tide? (I couldn't pick between the two when I renounced The Patriots, so I adopted both. Everything is bigger in etc.!)
Internal monologue: "Oh! Eew. But? I suppose ... I mean, urine is sterile. But woof the smell! Must've really been something else again. But right, the sterile thing. I suppose ...."
Yeah, no, I don't expect you to read on. But on the off chance ...
Here is a new thing I saw at the Duane Reade today. (I am at the Duane Reade every day, you will get used to these posts.) It's called Windex Touch-Up Cleaner, and it is NEW! but you know that already because you can read.