I love it when Martha drinks. But when Martha drinks blue drinks? So best. We're all in for a grand evening.
Because when she drinks blue drinks she goes into her best Imperious Martha. Behold, Martha chiding an iPhone:
Which was in response to the photo she shared of a (revolting-looking, natch) pile of house-made 'sobs'
But the pièce de résistance is when Martha tosses her copy of Emily Post to the wolves in favor of plunking her telephone on the table like the natives do. After all, when in Rome!